Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Nancy Grace's Boob Issues Official Statement:


Below, is the official statement from the law firm of Boulder & Tata, which represents Nancy Grace's right boob...

"Nancy Grace's boob would like to go on the record regarding Nancy Grace's recent denial of her boob.  The boob is very offended that Ms. Grace would deny it's presence on the hit TV show Dancing With the Stars.  Nancy Grace's boob has worked just as hard as anyone to prepare for it's moment on the show.  The boob is appalled by Nancy Grace's referring to this proud moment as a "malfunction".  Nancy Grace's boob is aware that society is shy when it comes to the serious issues related to nipple exposure.  We believe it's time that lawmakers take a long look at better protection for the rights of boobs everywhere.

Finally, Nancy Grace's boob is saddened by the public outrage over her career choices and wants all the fans to know that their support is very much appreciated!"